Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

Sweetheart,

remember those bullfights in Spain:

Two fellows went to Spain to see the bullfights. After it was over they went out to eat and one of the men ordered for the other the most expensive item on the daily menu.

The waiter came out with a nicely garnished plate on which there were two large pieces of meat. They tasted good and it was plenty more than both could have eaten at the time. As the waiter walked by they asked him what exactly they were.

"Senores! These are the balls of the bull." The men were hesitant for a moment, they shared a paella and the meat dish, yet they found those bull balls to be quite a delicatessy.

The next year the same two men were back in Spain, they did not even bother to attend the bullfight in the arena, but after such had ended they went straight to their favorite restaurant and they ordered the balls the ones they had dreamed of all year long.

When the waiter came out with the platter, there were two much smaller balls on it. It did not look like a meal for two, neither did it taste the same.

Waving the Waiter over they inquired, "Why are the balls so small this year?"

"Oh Senores!" The waiter said, "Sometimes the bull lose, some time the bull win!"

Liz 

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01/09/09