I wish you have a memorable B' day and may life make your smile last forever... .

A man goes to a busy restaurant and site down at the only empty table. As

he sits down, he accidentally knocks the spoon off the table with his

elbow. The waiter immediately takes a spoon from his pocket and places it

on the table.

The man, impressed by the promptness of the service asks, "Do all the

waiters at this restaurant carry a spoon in their pockets?

The waiter answer "We had an efficiency expert evaluate our operation and

he determined that 25% of the customers knock the spoons off their

tables, and that by carrying a spare spoon on us, we save a trip to the

kitchen and can be much more efficient."

Later as the customer asked for his bill he remarked to the waiter "

Excuse me, but why do you have a string hanging from your fly?"

The waiter answered "that efficiency expert determined that we were

spending too much time washing our hands after we went to the bathroom,

so the other end of this string is attached to my penis, and when I go to

the bathroom, I simply use the string and never having touched myself, I

don't need to wash my hands."

The customer asks "then how do you get your penis back in your pants?"

The waiter replies "I don't know about the other guys, but I use the

spoon."

I'll call you when I am coming to Monterey.