Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

This is one about parrots my dear:

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father I have a problem. I have those two talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquires. Blushing the lady says "They only know to say, 'Hi! We are working girls, want a date?' "

"I understand, such words can be very embarrassing for somebody of your high moral and standing!" The priest exclaims, "But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots to my house and I will put them with my two male parrots, who I have taught to pray and read the bible."

She looks at him and he quickly says "My two parrots will teach yours to stop saying this terrible phrase and learn to praise and worship." Thank you very much father," the woman responded.

The next day the lady brings her birds to the priest's house. She watches the two males birds hanging on to their rosary beads praying in the cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. One of the female parrots says, "Hi! We are working girls, want a date?"

One of the male parrots looks at the other and both simultaneously say, "Put those beads away our prayers have been answered." 

Liz

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01/09/09