Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

Yes,

a couple of those jokes I know I have told you myself, in persona, did I ever tell you this one:

A young man was planning a trip to Aruba and wanted to be totally tanned for the nude beach there. Shortly before he was due to leave for his vacation, he was admiring himself in his full length mirror and noticed that he was nicely tanned all over except for the one spot that he always kept covered. To remedy this situation, the next day he went to the beach and covered himself completely with sand except for that one spot, the one that he always kept covered, which he left sticking out of the sand. Before too long, two little old ladies came walking down the beach and spotted the little thing sticking up out of the sand.

One lady remarked to the other: Isn't it amazing. When I was 20, I was afraid of it. When I was 40 I couldn't get enough of it. When I was 60 I had to pay for it. Now that I am 80 I find that it actually grows in the sand.

Liz

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07/09/07