Jokes supplied by Liz Kelley,

a very nice lady and special friend of the author

Hi there,

what how about this one:

This one Scotsman developed a powerful thirst one evening walking home. He stopped at the local tavern and he had one drink, he had two drinks, he had twenty drinks.

Finally he left the tavern and proceeded to head for home. Before too long he passed out in the middle of the road. Early the next morning two maidens on the way to town, happened upon the man lying in the road. Always curios about what a Scotsman wears under his kilt they decided to take a peak. Gently they lifted the sleeping man's kilt and stared in admiration at his nakedness. Soon one of the girls took a blue ribbon out of her hair and tied it around the young man's penis. With that they quickly covered the Scotsman back up with his kilt and went along the way.

After a couple of hours the man woke up and had to go to the bathroom since he had so much to drink the night before. He wandered over to the nearest tree and lifted his kilt. He looked down and noticed the blue ribbon. He thought for a moment and then remarked to himself: "True I cannot remember one thing that happened last night but I'm certainly pleased, that I won first prize!"

Liz

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01/09/09