Homer's (the blind man's) poetry as seen by the waiter

"Iliad I"
 

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Sophia
(Goddess of wisdom, which the Greek did not have)

...countless hours passed of diligent input
I only said "save as" in Computerese
"please save all my precious workbook's data!"

Facing a prime example of processing
amidst a happy joyous attitude,
I needed just this one hardcopy output.
 

My basic level in Computerese
nothing but a tiny caesarean of data
with little or no value of processing.

Such was at her amplitude of attitude
while resorting to shutting down output
without asking me for further input.
 

The Clone, vessel to my precious data,
of my wisdom, stopped now processing.
Even the back up files showed attitude

So I clicked on File, on Close, no output.
I clicked again on File, on Close, to input
some commands to her in Computerese.
 

She, my PC, Sophia answered — processing
my triple-clicking with a certain attitude —
displaying on screen a softcopy output,

...after all these my hours of input,
communicated in Computerese
stone-cold: STACK DROP! ERROR IN DATA.
 

"Divorce!" I screamed in pain with attitude
FALSE APPLICATION I QUIT! Her output
responds to more not less hostile input.

Adding FATAL ERROR in Computerese
and following was CORRUPTED DATA.
I was reaching my high in processing.
 

And coping an amplitude of attitude
I was! She had the proof and data.
Thanks to weeks of meticulous input!
 

 
  ...starting the day...