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I am a chair,

a cheap chair

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for emergencies

requiring

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or cleaned until

used by you.

I am

banged around

when you search

for important

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Why did you

chose me

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the way I look?

You take better

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you are

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your children

beneath me,

what's the reason

for such

secrecy anyhow?

Why do you

keep a loaded

gun behind me

in the corner?

What's wrong

with you?

Enough

I hate you too.

Yes I shall

come out

of the closet.

 

 

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